Remember that episode of The State when the little boy was so cute, and they put puppy ears on him, and ended up having to use emergency measures to keep the grandma from eating the boy because he was so cute?
This is a little bit like that.
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You know how sometimes your babies, even though they are the most beautiful and wonderful angels that have ever been created, can be both literally and figuratively stinky? I'm certainly not perfect, but I'm pretty sure my stinky angel babies are about as close to perfect as life gets.